I just went out into the hallway to refill my water bottle in my underwear. I totally didn't realize I had no pants on.

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I realize that I have been away for quite some time, which has given me a chance to think about things. Thus, I have come to a startling but ultimately satisfying conclusion.

I am the lizard king.

I just severely freaked out impishvixxen. *eyes friends list* One down, four to go. Mwahahaha. Oh, and I just realized this song is about masturbating. Go Maynard!

*snuggles HJ*

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...because this is a truly historic event. I, the ferret, have finally gotten my very own LJ. (everyone thank impishvixxen for this ( Read more... )